The Loud Mother.....

[Smowball]

A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly to her " Good morning Madam,welcome to ASDA. Lovely children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say " F*ck off - they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind,thick or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind,thick or stupid madam." replied the greeter. " I just can't believe you've been sh*gged twice."

[douglas9401]

:D

[albaqwerty]

brilliant!!!

[mrs_overall]

Love it!

[maggiebee]

Cough splutter - brilliant smow

[lady-janine]

oh yes.

[Smowball]

Why thankyou ladies : )

[albaqwerty]

(and Douglas!!)
unless I've missed something...

[Smowball]

Ooops,sorry Douglas!x

(thankyou alba : )

[albaqwerty]

:-) x

[SlackAlice]

rofl
Got to clean my monitor screen now ☺

[sunny-dave]

Excellent :)

[starone]

What a comeback. Wish I could think of them quickly. Good one smowball.

[Canary42]

Why "welfare dependent"?

You obviously support the demonisation of the poor which is such a cornerstone of the Con-Dem's policies.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Svejk]

Lighten up,canary. Its only a joke. Rather good one too.

[Jemisa]

I heard it was in 'Tesco' :)

Jem.