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What is your most embarrassing moment?
My little sister, Leah, at the time was about 2, in a stroller,in a changing room with my mother trying on clothes. This was back in the 80's when shoulder pads were really in. I was was in the waiting area with several other people. My mom was trying a blouse on and noticed one of the shoulder pads had fallen out. Leah yells at the top of her lungs for all to hear "MOMMY!!!! YOUR BOOBY FELL OFF!" ;)
My mom walked out of the room blushing and chuckling. I was very embarassed. Of course now I look back and laugh at it. Kids say the cutest freakin' things.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I had heard about frenchmen but even at that i was surprised at the amount of attention i got that afternoon. Whistles,cat calls and even tooting horns followed me wherever I went. It was only when we went back to the hotel to get changed for dinner i realised I'd been walking about with my skirt tucked into my knickers!
Laughing's great! I havent thought about this one in a while. I was living in NYC, and It was the begining of spring, the birds were out, the sun was shining and I had a brand new outfit. Red/maroon pants and a sexy black shirt, with 4" stelleto's. So I decided to take the long way into work which ment walking several blocks. Well there happened to be a festival going on near central park (tons of people), and I chose to walk right through it all strutting my stuff. I get to my building and am about to walk in when this women grabs my arm nicely, and says "Excuse me Miss,.... but your fly is down." So I look down at the damage....and not only is my fly down, but my black shirt was pertruding through the hole!!!
Aaahahhhaaa, I just about died!!!! LOL Well that humbled me real fast!
Not my most embarassing moment, but...
I was about 6, and in school. The teacher had given us all ink pens, rather than the usual pencils, to help us improve our handwriting. It wasn't a great success - the nibs were scratchy, and the pens leaked, so we all had hands covered in ink. After a while, I couldn't stand it any longer, and wanted to get it off. If a child wanted to leave the classroom, they had to ask the teacher's permission first, so I joined the queue at her desk. There were about five kids in front of me, and my attention was taken by the encyclopedia that the boy in front of me was holding - volume B. As I progressed towards the teacher, I'd been reading over his shoulder at the first entry which he'd had open, and continued as the boy discussed it with the teacher. It was about 'balls' - all kinds of them, cricket balls, footballs, rugby balls, how they were made, the trajectory of a ball in flight, spin - fascinating. He finished, and the teacher asked what me what I wanted. I replied, in a much louder voice than usual, it seems, 'Please Miss, can I go to the toilet and wash my balls...'
When I was 'signed up' for The Brownies. The Brown Owl made me do my oath and told me to do the Brownie Salute which any proper Brownie knows. I didn't. I smartly saluted her as though I was a soldier. Hand smartly to head, straight back, eyes front - the works!
Couldn't understand why the rest of the room of ten year old gits were falling about laughing.
Never got over it!