help!

[minibusman]

hi,
i have posted this on jokes already but i hope one of you may be able to help??
do any of you have any knock knock jokes suitable for a 6 year old little boy?
he is driving me crazy aghhhh!! he is making up his own at the moment so none of them make sence (although it is realy cute)
i would love him to be able to say some that realy are jokes... the only one he lnows at the moment is Dr. who!!
many thanks.......x

[hotpink]

ach...
ach who?
bless you

[Clanad]

Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.

Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

Enuf?

[minibusman]

yes yes more than enough.....agggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[nommy]

knock knock
Who'se there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
who'se there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who'se there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's not another banana

[annie0000]

toowit
toowit who?
go away, i am scared of owls

Someone
someone who?
someone who can't reach the doorbell?

Not a knock knock but still suitable

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
because he wasn't peeling well.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

You will have guessed that I have my own 6 year old.

[thingummyjig]

sonia
sonia who?
sonia shoe and it stinks!

[twiggs66]

Knock knock!
Who's there
Angus
Angus who?
Angus me coat up and i'll come in.
Not knock knock, but my daughter has loved and remembered this one since she was 5.
Why did the Orange go to the docors?
Because he wasn't 'peeling' so well.
not so funny the 10001 time.