Real life AB

[Billy~Willy]

I love how people on AB seem to come across as these perfect human specimens, there are single parent on here who seem to spend there whole evening drinking wine and getting p*ssed, how great that they roll into bed alone after a night of flirting with other "fit" people until 4am, I bet your young children must have to stay in bed until you bother to get up at midday.

you all kid each other that you look great with no photos to back that up considering you spend your evenings on your fat arses

you are all in a dream world, using each other to feel good by flirting on a message board!! hahaha
If you are all so hot then why are most of you unhappily married or single, why dont you go out and find someone...oh yeah you have kids..the ones that have to put up with a parent who is too busy massaging their ego's on this site, then too drunk to be a good parent and finally on it 4 am which means the poor mites have to learn to fend for themselves. I bet the biggest braggers never have genuine photo's to back up their crap

but hey I guess most of the easy drunks on here (mainly women it seems) will still claim they look like Nigella Lawson even though we know they are some middle class ugly overweight bint.
the druggies will be ugly and skinny, guys this is what women are like now, attention seeking drunks who are as easy as a sunday morning.

[4getmenot]

and what catergory of that do you fall under fellow ABer. Is it the one that has to put other people down because they have no life of their own. :-) Well done though, big clap to the clever person.

[crete]

oh.oh

[4getmenot]

crete you wimp, come back here!!

[crete]

i will when ive read the nocturnal flirting.

[grumpii]

Yes, but my young children out drunk me last night, (I am male,) but I made sure they got up for work, before I go back to bed, to dream of women, easy as a sunday morning. Not getting up until the little ******* come in with my beer money.

[grumpii]

Not chickening out, have to work for a bit, have agood day all.

[Mrspattypaws]

Feel better, now you've got that off your chest? Victor Meldrew I assume?

[Billy~Willy]

well 4getmenot I dont sit on here night after night getting drunk and getting excited when someone pays me a compliment unlike you sad wenches.

[4getmenot]

If that includes me I dont come on here at night. So are you new or just too chicken to use your old name, You big girls blouse

[crete]

you might want to check billy, 4get is only about in the day time , and you owe her an apology, thanks

[4getmenot]

Plus I'm never drunk ;-)

[whiffey]

I was in bed by 1030pm with a good Trollope. I don't flirt (who'd have me?), I am just naturally popular.

[Billy~Willy]

Blah Blah Blah, wow non of you drink...okay so all that bull you post about drinking this and that is made up just like you being attractive in the first place I would imagine.

caz1975 you were up at 7am well done, its probably a first for you.

crete the cretin, I dont need an anal proof reader, go and get a real job

Mrspattypaws...... very unoriginal

[whiffey]

Billy tilde Willy, do you have a hangover ?

[oldfashioned]

I think you are spot on Billy with some Abers, no names but I bet they know who they are.

[crete]

now who do you think this joker really is ?

[4getmenot]

But the people here today that say they dont havent been on here at night. I'm guessing you mean Ummmmm, what harm is she doing to you? Or does she not flirt with you

[Tiny E. A]

ahhhh, bless you, the concern you show for these peoples children is trueley admirable!