Football Fans...

[Jemisa]

Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Westham fan, She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Weatham fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Westham fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Weatham fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am an Arsenal fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you an Arsenal fan?'

'Because my mum is an Arsenal fan, and my dad is an Arsenal fan, so I'm an Arsenal fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be an Arsenal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'




'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Weat-ham fan too..

[maggiebee]

Love it, have changed the names and passed it on. Sure to annoy a few people - YES!!

[Jemisa]

Thanks Magg thats just what I did although W-H is my home team.

jem