Peeing on the toilet seat....

[Goodsoulette]

How do I stop my boys doing this? If I get up in the middle of the night for a wee myself (or first thing in the morning) and sit in their widdle one more time, I'll just complain about it some more and blindly do the same thing cleary eyed a few days later.... but seriously, it makes me want to cry!!! and dettol my arse.

[Goodsoulette]

It's mostly my boys, but my otherhalf admitted that when he sleeps over he could well be a culprit. He's sat down to wee a few times and not even realised he's just weed between the bog and the seat and onto the floor.

I'm aware they aren't toddlers but whatever i tell them isnt working. I think the pingpong ball might work, I'll try leaving the toilet seat up, id rather hae to put it down than sleepily sit in wee.

[joeluke]

Perhaps women should try standing astride the toilet and see if they can always pee straight into the bowl from a height every time

[HowardKennitby]

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http://www.google.co....s:0,i:124&tx=77&ty=48

[ELVIS68]

Howard, they're only meant to piss on the ball not score a home run!

Goods, I know exactly how you feel, my two boys do it

The worst thing is, if they piss on the seat it's also spraying on the walls and floor.

I've told them that if I find a wet seat again I'll wipe it with one of their Hollister shirts.
Seems to have done the trick

[DTCwordfan]

Personally, I like seeing how far up the mirror I can get.

[joggerjayne]

Don't guys sit down to wee, too?

[mike11111]

Far too much info from the OP. God knows how her poor hubby and boys must feel, were they to read this.

[DTCwordfan]

That is from the sitting down position, JJ.......

[askyourgran]

Sweetheart just remember to wipe the seat before you sit. I can sympathise. Our mirrored bathroom cabinet is fixed over the toilet. (small bathroom) Mrask shaves every morning using the mirror. Nine times out of ten the seat isn't put down and I find myself with a wet bum. Unless I get up first.

[HowardKennitby]

In extremis you should get a separate bathroom and leave the others in their mess.

[mike11111]

Tell Mrask that it's more comfortable shaving with a razor, rather than the mirror.

[askyourgran]

I've suggested that he uses his electric shaver (he has two) but he prefers a wet shave, much to my discomfort.

[Mamyalynne]

Is there any logical or historical reason why men have to stand to urinate??

[jomifl]

I am surprised a how many women manage to pee on the toilet set, it ain't just us chaps.

[Ellipsis]

Because we can ...

[Ellipsis]

^^ that was to mamya :D

[askyourgran]

I can't see why they can't sit, their aim gets worst when they get older. My BIL was delighted he has just got some new varifocal glasses. He was a bit put out when I said "now you know why you've been peeing on your slippers".

[Mamyalynne]

Ellispis....thought this thread showed that you can't? Successfully that is.

[mike11111]

Men stand up to do it because they have willies, which they can wave and flash about. OK, some may not possess the full length and calibre, but that does not stop you from trying.

[Mamyalynne]

Oooops Ellipsis, sorry lol