Planting

[B00]

How to plant a cat.

1- Plant mid morning in blazing sunshine whilst still sleepy (cat not you)

2- Wear protective clothing, which MUST include, full ski mask and steel gloves.

3- Do NOT over water

4- Feed often and plenty of it, otherwise wear protective clothing when venturing near, in fact, wear the clothing when you're within a 10 yard radius regardless.

5- Give a massive wide berth when passing by, infact cordon off the entire section, else gouged knees (or eyes if small child) will be a high probability.

6- Do not over water, in fact, don't water at all.

If you're successful, you too can have your very own cat plant- and may your God have mercy on your soul.


Here's one I made earlier....

http://i65.tinypic.com/259h8aq.jpg

[B00]

Re point 3 and 6- added twice for emphasis!

[Robinia]

lol B00, I often find self seeded cat plants growing in my hedgerow. :)

[B00]

Oooo wildling huh?

Extra prickly!

[vulcan42]

Don't plant it next to a dog rose, they fight like.. well cats and dogs!

[Old_Geezer]

Once they get ripe and you pick them, be sure to keep them fresh.
http://wattafukk.com/new-trend-bottle-shaped-bonsai-cats/

[B00]

That the correct picture OG?

[B00]

There's also rule number 7, though why you'd want more than one is beyond me!

http://www.zengardner.com/wp-content/uploads/plantingcats.jpg

[seekeerz]

Can I ask a silly question ....why ??

[B00]

Why's it there? Cause its annoys you to see your plants squashed and they find it funny?

Or why did I post it? Cause I thought it would be funny.

[Prudie]

I've tried this with wall planters
http://i64.tinypic.com/mincef.jpg

[seekeerz]

Sorry I was a bit obtuse ...I couldn't figure out why planting one would achieve anything ....

[steg]

Hi boo
I've got one in my garden, mines a fur tree

[viv41]

Those bonsai cats aren't real, are they ?

[mushroom25]

i've never been able to plant a cat - they're liquids, are cats....
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i60/2/2/24/wnd_4d90d9129500faf1adb2c09a700ae3b0.jpg

[albaqwerty]

enjoying this thread immensely !

Too much in fact, cos neighbour's cat has just wondered in to see that the fuss is about.

[Old_Geezer]

For best results viv, you need to put the bottle on soon after planting, while they're still growing, to get best fit.

[wolf63]

I'm not really sure if either of mine would fit into a bottle.

The one that you planted earlier has glowy eyes ~ do you have to add extra nutrients to the soil to get that effect B00?

[jambutty]

That's funny BOO.

[Chipchopper]

Don't feed after midnight!

[B00]

You haveta feed after midnight if they demand it, otherwise they start getting vocal about 2am and get progressively louder until your neighbours come round and complain.