ugly baby

[monkeyx]

im so worried about my baby...he is the ugliest thing you have ever seen.he has big bulbus eyes and a long pointy shrew like nose and i am finding it difficult to bond with it.does anyone else have this problem.what is the age limit for plasic surgery??i am so attractive and so is my partner....why is this happening to me????i dont want to leave the house with it!

[yummymum]

APRIL FOOLS??? isnt that meant to be on the 1st...this may come back on you now!!! LOL

[Beanmistriss]

My aunite thought her baby looked like a skinned rat and she was right. She loved him anyways tho :)

[spudmuffa]

By cover of night I would visit your local zoo and pretend to the warden that he had just escaped. Hope this helps.