ugly baby

[monkeyx]

im so worried about my baby...he is the ugliest thing you have ever seen.he has big bulbus eyes and a long pointy shrew like nose and i am finding it difficult to bond with it.does anyone else have this problem.what is the age limit for plasic surgery??i am so attractive and so is my partner....why is this happening to me????i dont want to leave the house with it!

[B00]

ROFL!!!!

Excellent- is this todays post to wind up the good folk of AB?

i'm assuming this is a joke.....so with that in mind.........Have you tried.....paperbags over the head? With eyes cut out so the ugly sprog can see, be cruel otherwise Or, just going out at night when not as many people are about.

If all else fails console yourself with the fact you'll make a fortune at Halloween.

[nat_84]

lmao

[nat_84]

If i'm honest, with a baby due in July i have thought to myself "what if my baby is a proper munter".

lol - although i do believe that you will love you're baby and think its the most gorgeous thing in the world no matter what your eyes may tell you lol.

[grumpii]

Maybee you brought the wrong one home, or it could be a throwback , was your mum/dad hit with the ugly stick?

[scotchollie]

Suggest a visit to Specsavers.

Clearly you have mistaken your child for the family cat, which explains why you are getting so badly scratched when you change its nappy.

As for the child, I worry about the nutritional value of Whiskas when clearly bottle feeds might be more appropriate at this early stage of development.

Hopefully, and I mean hopefully, you have not recently had the, ahem, 'cat' neutered..?

[4getmenot]

but thinking about it, not evryone can like the look of their baby can they?

[redcrx]

they do 4get. Its an unexplained thing, mothers always find their baby to be beautiful. Then you look at the baby pics years later and think, what the hell was i thinking lol

[nat_84]

lol - its quite an interesting discussion...

I think people MUST know whether they have an ugly baby or not...? Surely!!

*Such a bad thing to say*

[B00]

Actually yeah it is a good point.........Mine for example was and still is a gorgeous baby....but do I think that because she's mine? And when others say she's cute, do they mean it or are they just being polite?

[boobesque]

IT! FFS i hope this is a joke, a baby isnt an it!

Nat, i have seen some real ugly babies, but still the mums are besotted, its natires way of ensuring we dont eat them!

My baby is absolutely beautiful now, but even i look at her newborn pics and she was all fat, and swollen, but she was the most beutiful little thing i had ever seen!

[boobesque]

oh and monkey, me thinks you are probaby a minger! People who say they are gorgeous generally are!

[pauliwauli2]

maybe you're a carrier for a recessant ugly gene. either that or boobesque's theory is correct.

[annie0000]

How old is baby monkey? What weight was he? I have two boys and I have been told that they are better than average looking (they have both been asked to model) I would say that me and other half are probably about average looking. I now love my boys and agree that they are handsome little dudes, but when they were born, I thought the same as you - I felt obliged to think that they were beautiful, but I didn't think so, I think that it is the lack of eyelashes or something, but they gradually improved and I grew more keen to show them off - somewhere aroung the 3- 6 month point . Don't let it get you down. You will bond with the little monkey in time. Incidentally, my sister's little boy was categorically the ugliest thing I have ever seen, a bit like an eagle chick, very scrawny and with big bulbous eyes - he is now 4 and is pretty cute!

[Tiny E. A]

If ugly betty has taught me anything it's that the only good, honest, genuine, deserving, intelligent, humble people in the world are ugly and we should all be truely impressed by what wonderful people they are. Count yourself lucky!

[Pippa68]

My first baby was ugly. I shocked everyone by claiming this, even though they probably thought the same thing. She had a dented in head, squew whiff eyes. The shock of ginger hair was a blessing!

Joke or not, the sad reality is that a LOT of babies are god-awful-ugly. Most of the time they grow into swans ;o)

[nat_84]

lmao pippa - no beating around the bush! better to be honest than having everyone else call ur baby ugly behind your back! lol.

[monkeyx]

Im so sorry everyone this was ment as a late April fools.
I do have a baby boy...but he is ( i think )the most beautiful little chap!Thank you for all your hilarious replies and for cheering me up.Im so glad that you all have such a wicked sense of humour!! and thanks to annie for being so sweet...actually feel guilty now...xxxx

[annie0000]

so do I, now I feel weird for being the only one who thought my babies were ugly - maybe I will work out how to post a photo and get some more opinions!

[Pippa68]

I still say my daughter was ugly! she isn't now though..she's gorgeous :o)