Ha Ha

[maggiebee]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

I’ve been told I’m condescending. (that means I talk down to people)

Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

I got my son a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

[Chipchopper]

Some real crackers there, Maggiebee :-)

[Voltage]

LOL

[marval]

Love them

[Arksided]

Ha-ha very good.