The Benefits Of Beer

[Rondy]

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with a kebab or a pizza."
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[Patsy33]

Wise words.
Ale drink to that!
:-))

[Chipchopper]

"Beer, a great temporary solution"

Homer Simpson.