Underwear Factory

[Rondy]

The owner of an underwear making company was having a tough time with shortage in his factory. On departure for home, all worker's bags were searched and everything always seemed to be ok. All security measures you can think of were put in place. Auditors were called in, but still no one was caught red handed with even a single underwear yet stock continued to disappear. All workers, including management, were checked on departure, and funny enough, each was wearing just one underwear, and no one was caught with more than one pair.
Then one day, a very Junior worker (the tea Girl) thought out of the box . It was an idea that was so thought provoking to the boss. Why not check people, as they come instead of when they go out? Her boss listened to her and the security officer was advised to check all staff on arrival. He got the shock of his life when he found that all the staff, including management, had no underwear on them on arrival at work

[brainiac]

What's funny about that?

[johnny.5]

Nicholas got the sack

[maggiebee]

Well I find it funny Rondy.

[Hopkirk]

That's pants

[Patsy33]

The bare cheek of it!..

[vulcan42]

perhaps brainiac will find one of Ronnie Barkers little asides funnier.
The vicar and a woman friend were having an affair. They were caught out when his vest was found in her pantry and her pants in his vestry.

[retrocop]

And those are the bare facts your worship.