HELP! My watermelons alive!

[Ditzymarie21]

Hiya, earlier I bought a watermelon from the market and put it on the floor when I got home and noticed it rocking slightly which was strange as the house was quiet and no sign of any music or large vehicles or anything and the floor is level as I checked with my boyfriends spirit level to check I wasn't going mad! so I pushed it with the mop to inspect the outside to make sure a family of wasps, rats or voles haven't somehow got in but there are no marks whatsoever on the outside. I picked it up and immediately dropped it into the laundry basket as there was definitely an angry humming and rattling noise coming from inside the watermelon. I've now taken it out to the far side of the garden in fear in case something breaks out of it. My friend is coming over and wants to put a video camera on it, chop it with an axe and run but I'm not so sure as if there are creatures inside from other lands and we let them loose on the countryside who knows what kind of ecological mess we could cause so my question is what to do? Call the police, zooologists? What would you do?

[fliptheswitch]

She could just drag it... or attach it to roller skates.
I do hope she comes back on, and with photos.

[beegeebee]

Take it outside, axe it but ensure you have the video camera running, so at least you can see what, if anything dashes out!!

[hairylemon]

In convulsions laughing at this!! Ditzymarie Im dying to know what came out of the possessed watermelon

[mumsie_wumsie]

Well there have been no more posts from Ditzymarie21 since 14.58 yesterday. So I reckon the said water melon has either exploded and everyone evacuated OR its just been one big wind up !!!!!!

[Arksided]

I would have loved so much for this to be real. (funny though)

[redcrx]

i reckon that whatever came out ate ditzy and thats why theres no update.

[JMR27]

Ah, but maybe you forgot that Ditzy was going out on a hen night - she'll be sleeping off the hangover. That watermelon could be anywhere by now.

[Arksided]

yep, maybe during the party they went prodding it... and are now pod people or something.

[starone]

It is obviously a spaceship with little green men inside.

[classylady60]

Just to add something to this, only the other day I saw a news item on Yahoo saying that in China farmers were experiencing exploding water melons....gulp... which they think are down to abnormal size of the watermelons and the weather, also perhaps because of chemicals they spray on them. I wonder what has happened to ditzy's one...hope it's not exploded and frightened the life out of her.

[DTCwordfan]

as its past the 9pm watershed, ditzy could try cutting a small hole in the offending fruit, attaching the gadget below to her tongue and enjoy the experience.

http://www.tonguejoy.com/

[jno]

you don't suppose they found vampire bats in it?

[Meg]

Shoot it

[Arksided]

well we know what you want for christmas... i'm guessing it won't be a melon

[mumsie_wumsie]

Well I repeat what I said, that google says 'vibrating water melons' are a sign that the melon is ripe and ready to eat. This would also back up what classyLady60 says about china saying their melons explode because they grow very big ( due to being very ripe?????) I notice that Ditzymarie21 has still not updated her 'story'. Which still leads me to think that this was one BIG wind up. Very funny and very clever, coz its kept us all guessing!!!!

[Arksided]

maybe she now has a pear:

http://img.thesun.co....0437A_280_523778a.jpg

[mccfluff]

i really want to hear the end of this story even if it is fiction

[icemaiden]

Jeez I read all through the posts and still we do not know what was inside the watermelon.

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Messalina]

Icemaiden, I'm with you - what was in the melon?

[NoMercy]

Perhaps the Ed should email her just to make sure she's still alive...