Anyone agree that the aforementioned 'coffee' is really the dust leftover that's accumulated on the machinery and floor, then swept up (probably with a dustpan) and put in the Mellow Birds jars for the unfussy coffee drinkers?
I have to confess I have a jar of it. But only because it works particularly well in my signature dish. I once ran out of coffee so made a cup of that because I couldn't be bothered to put the coffee pot on. It was disgusting. Never again will I run out of coffee.
I worked with someone who only drank Mellow Birds and would tell people off at brew time if they made her cup of coffee too stong. Surely an impossibilty! So there is something worse than Mellow Birds - it is weak Mellow Birds.