For Zacs

[maggiebee]

Ane or twa mair jist tae keep yer puss strecht.

41. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags all for sale in one shop.
42. Your seaside holiday home has Calor gas under it.
43. You know that Irn Bru is an infallible hangover cure.
44. You understand all the above and are going to send it to your pals.
45. and, finally, you are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever used these terms - "How's it hingin'?", "clatty", "boggin", "cludgie", "dreich", "bampot", "bawheid", "baw bag" and "dubble nugget"..

[Zacs-Master]

He he

There's nothing that restores yer faith more in human nature than meeting some poor bastard that's just as mad as yourself.
Rab c Nesbit.

[Slapshot]

A double nugget..... my mouth is watering now. You can't get them in the North east!!