ChatterBank1 min ago
Christmas Is For Children
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So ...
... to little George (aged about 2 and a bit) who had a really terribly boring time at the Carol Concert I attended tonight :
"Don't worry - it gets better tomorrow - no-one blames you at all for getting utterly fed-up and giving it some serious shriekage tonight"
But ...
... to the eight or so idiot adults of his extended family :
"It wasn't a brilliant idea to bring four children aged under 3 to a serious concert of high quality music by an world renowned choir. You could have retrieved the situation by removing them when they all reached their boredom threshold after about 5 minutes. Instead you chose to chatter amongst yourselves and (noisily) feed them crisps.
I hate you. Most of the other people I spoke to afterwards hate you. We hope your children have a lovely day tomorrow ... but that you get food poisoning"
... to little George (aged about 2 and a bit) who had a really terribly boring time at the Carol Concert I attended tonight :
"Don't worry - it gets better tomorrow - no-one blames you at all for getting utterly fed-up and giving it some serious shriekage tonight"
But ...
... to the eight or so idiot adults of his extended family :
"It wasn't a brilliant idea to bring four children aged under 3 to a serious concert of high quality music by an world renowned choir. You could have retrieved the situation by removing them when they all reached their boredom threshold after about 5 minutes. Instead you chose to chatter amongst yourselves and (noisily) feed them crisps.
I hate you. Most of the other people I spoke to afterwards hate you. We hope your children have a lovely day tomorrow ... but that you get food poisoning"
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