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[Rondy]

When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of idiots saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!

What a pair of sexist beggars. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the flipping thing!
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When I was younger, people told me that by drinking five glasses of milk, I would grow up stronger and be able to move walls...
Well now I'm older, I can drink ten pints of beer and the walls move by themselves!
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My mate told me he was going on holiday for a fortnight so I asked him to bring me 800 cigs back. When he got back he gave me the cigs and I asked him how much I owed him
He said, "£385."
"flip me! Where you been?" I asked.
"Great Yarmouth," he replied.
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The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope.
I'd never seen an insect run off to get married before!
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[Patsy33]

:-))

[DTCwordfan]

now these are seriously grim!