Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

[olddutch]

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

[ttfn]

I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food

[ttfn]

When I married Mr Right I didn't know his first name was Always

[boxtops]

This one goes with me:

If you must write your name in the dust, please don't date it

[owllady]

I always use wine when im cooking, sometimes I even put it in the food

[4candles]

How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards

If evolution was true mothers would have three arms

[olddutch]

I’d let myself go - but I’m already gone

[ttfn]

Lost - husband and dog, reward for safe return of dog

[boxtops]

If you want the best seat in the house, the cat's in it

[owllady]

I have never seen a calorie I didnt like

[olddutch]

Beware of Greeks bearing Gilts

[ttfn]

I don't do mornings

[4candles]

Beware of geeks bearing .GIFs

[olddutch]

THANKS ALL - KEEP EM COMING - TA

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke"

[askyourgran]

I miss my ex but my aim is improving.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[olddutch]

You cant scare me I’ve got children

[ttfn]

Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel

[ttfn]

My favourite on my fridge:-
Dux femina facti (The leader of the enterprise is a woman)

[4candles]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

[askyourgran]

Don't p1ss me off I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

[olddutch]

Vine Vida Visa - I came I saw I shopped