i bought some custard

[mccfluff]

but i really wanted milk, anyone know how i can extract the milk fromt he custard?

[Dina73]

Is it salted, or unsalted?

[sn�gs]

How weird!!

I have just bought milk, but in fact wanted custard...

Wanna swap?

[marval]

No I don't, but I have custard when I really wanted mustard.

[Totterdown]

Just picked myself up off the floor after reading the Butter thread and along comes this! Bit of sarcasm going on?

[sn�gs]

I got sperm instead of spam :-(

[Dina73]

oh yeuch snags. I would take it back and complain if I were you.

[sn�gs]

Not sure if its salted or unsalted though...

[Dina73]

In my experience, usually salted. It goes with the nuts.

[joggerjayne]

Is it pineapple flavoured ?

[mccfluff]

probably salted snags and yeah i'll swap

totterdown - moi sarcastic never

[sn�gs]

''imagine shootin chopped pork and ham''

pmsl... what a lovely mental image pmsl...

[chrispybacon]

I think you're taking the "milky"!

[mccfluff]

imagine shooting chopped pork and ham???? lol

yep as per usual we've managed to take things to whole new level :-)

[sn�gs]

You started it.

[mccfluff]

lol chrispy

[Totterdown]

Wonder if JANETELFER16 is reading these replies and the replies to her Butter thread. If she is, let's hear from her.

[zzxxee]

probably a lot easier to do another shop run get some milk and save the custard for a nice bit of cake

[sn�gs]

^ Ahhh... the voice of reason...

Get out of this thread immediately!!