Eurovsion 2021

[DTCwordfan]

Iceland are a favourite to win - up against the UK...they have never supported the UK, all a bit fishy.

Their cousins, the Danish, think they can bring home the bacon.

Israel - no bacon and their contribution probably Gaza's 'Sounds that Cannot be Made' will be bombed by the others - but then so too will be the Turkish, Lebanese and Cypriot songs, 'El Diablo' by the stunning Eleni Foureira Fuego who is actually originated from the Tierra del - Argentina. Controversial as it involved a 'Hand of God' in selection, i.e. €500 paid to Nicosia.

The Germans - the "Ode an die Freude" is thought to be stale and Beethoven has been commissioned to jazz it up - meanwhile Macron is looking at 'La Victoire est à Nous' - all a bit Napoleonic and likely to sink somewhere around Trafalgar, though it is about him on a horse...

The Swedes are regurgitating Abba - but Waterloo for the 46th year in a row will follow the French into the deep oblivion of the Atlantic.

[Chinajan]

You're actually making jokes about the Middle East conflict?

[bednobs]

Iceland have been out all day

[DTCwordfan]

Yep, why not? How can one see Israel, Azerbaijan, Australia et al as Europe? signed - one Major Sceptic.

[Peter Pedant]

Zimbabwe late entry like OZ are beating the drums to victory,
and by a popular vote, the people of Israel have rejected a Pinky and Perky classic

[Chinajan]

// Yep, why not? How can one see Israel, Azerbaijan, Australia et al as Europe? signed - one Major Sceptic. //

Are you deliberately misunderstanding? The issue is making jokes about Israel, Gaza and bombing.

[DTCwordfan]

Gaza is a group - lighten up..... Jeez as Moses would have said. I'll admit that I am taking the pish out of the Israelis more.....

[maggiebee]

Don't give a monkey who wins. Haven't watched this for years - they need to change the name as there's nothing European about it. And...... on another note, Casualty is cancelled once more!! Signed Grumpy Bee

[burlyshirley]

^ Agree with the above, apart from Casualty, never watch it.

[Mamyalynne]

It isn't called the European Song Contest, why should they change the name?

[burlyshirley]

I meant about not giving a monkey who wins and haven't watched it for years !

[smurfchops]

I managed one song …. What a load of codswallop.