The Foreign Legion

[Rondy]

A Foreign Legionnaire is posted to an outpost in the Falkland Islands, far away from civilisation......and women......
"Err.........what does one do for, um, romance in these parts?" he asked a colleague.
"Well", says said a colleague, "a flock of a few dozen sheep are delivered every other month".

Some time later, the flock duly arrive and there's a mad rush for the gates to greet the new visitors.
"Why the rush? Why the rush?" shouts out the newcomer.
"Well" says his colleague, "You've got to pick yourself a good looking one.............."