Foreign Legion

[exarmy448]

A fellow who wanted to get away from it all ran away and joined the French Foreign Legion and was posted to an out of the way fort.
On his first day there he asked an old timer what they did for entertainment.
Well, said the old timer, on a Monday we have a wagon load of beer from all over the world delivered and we have a good old drink up. The new recruit tells the old timer that he doesn't drink beer.
Never mind, said the old timer, on a Tuesday we have a wagon load of spirits delivered and its another good old drink up. I don't like spirits said the new recruit.
OK says the old timer on Wednesday night we have a wagon load of women arrive, women of all different shapes,size and colour. I'm not really into women says the new recruit.
The old timer asks, your not gay are you?
No I'm not says the indignant new recruit and the old timer says,
Well you won't enjoy Thursday either.

[Shaglene]

Fish and chips on Friday?

[Chipchopper]

Hope they get a rest on Sunday!