Magic Lamp

[Coldfusion]

Hello does anybody know where I can get my hands on a magic lamp. 3 Wishes would be great. Thanks.

[j2buttonsw]

Found one, only 99p starting price! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it
em=3236368745&category=3630

[catgate]

If you find somewhere to get one do let on to Tony B liar. He is in desperate need of one at present. (You are not he, are you?)

[answerbankin]

I think you're gonna be looking for a long time coldfusion.

[OnlyMe]

I bought one once, cost me �2,500 quid and when I got it home the ruddy genie had fallen out. Swizz.

[young gun]

Were you on any medication at the time Onlyme?

[robber1]

Yes, I have one.Its yours for �2500.You sound daft enough to buy it.

[OnlyMe]

No, course I wasn't. The bloke who sold it to me swore there was a genie in it, and as he said he was from the Ministry of Magic, well, I naturally believed him. I mean, if you can't trust a government ministry official, who can you trust?

[robber1]

OK then �4.75 but I wont go lower.

[OnlyMe]

Take �1.50?

[robber1]

Go on then.I'm being a fool to myself.

[OnlyMe]

Done. You're a pal. I really wish it's a nice lamp. And And I wish I knew where I'd lost that last genie. And I wish my new lamp would hurry up and arrive.......oh RATS, FLAMIN' 'ECK, I'VE FLIPPING WASTED ME THREE WISHES, OH FLAMING POOOOOOOOOH. Don't suppose I could have me money back, could I?

[robber1]

Nope! Sucker.

[Fluffyudders]

Onlyme, don't you know where you lost the last genie now? go get 'im!