Oh, just realised you are being sarky. I didn't read the question properly. I thought you were genuinely concerned. Just ignore me. I'm not at my best:-)
Lol, I've given up, I can't beat either of you to it. I do less gardening nowadays anyway and I've discarded the 'instruction manuals' and tend to do things my own way. Sometimes 'oh chop it down and see what happens' isn't really the correct thing to say. :)