Trembling Tree

[Chipchopper]

As I walked through the woods I came upon an oak that was laughing and shaking its branches.
I thought this was very strange so I asked it if it was okay.
"Never felt better" it said "I've just been told acorny joke"

[Bazile]

I don't do about barmy ...that tree is positively conkers

[zebo]

Did it make the aspen shiver?

[Bazile]

'I don't do ' ?

I don't know

[maggiebee]

You're out on a limb there Chipchopper, leaf it alone!

[Chipchopper]

It left me pining for more ;-)

[198kHz]

That's ash ame.

[marval]

That is an old chestnut, yew need to pack your trunk.