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Bloody Cat crap
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I've posted about this problem before and tried all of the helpful advice given, but alas nothing has worked and next door's bloody vermin is still crapping on my gravel drive.
I know its petty, but I've taken to delivering the crap back to the cat owner's drive (which is also gravel) which, as you can imagine, is causing an issue. I couldn't really give a monkey's but Mrs Flop would rather live harmoniously with the old woman next door, despite her being a sour faced old harridan who is disliked by pretty much everybody else.
I'm rambling - does anybody have any other ideas please? I've tried the lion poo, special plants which are supposed to repel them, electronic gadgets all to no avail.
I'd kick the little vermin bastard, but I understand this is frowned upon - and I can't let my dog out because he is such a big pansy the cat will bully him.
Thanks - just sick of clearing up animal crap that hasn't come out of my animal.
I know its petty, but I've taken to delivering the crap back to the cat owner's drive (which is also gravel) which, as you can imagine, is causing an issue. I couldn't really give a monkey's but Mrs Flop would rather live harmoniously with the old woman next door, despite her being a sour faced old harridan who is disliked by pretty much everybody else.
I'm rambling - does anybody have any other ideas please? I've tried the lion poo, special plants which are supposed to repel them, electronic gadgets all to no avail.
I'd kick the little vermin bastard, but I understand this is frowned upon - and I can't let my dog out because he is such a big pansy the cat will bully him.
Thanks - just sick of clearing up animal crap that hasn't come out of my animal.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.D97x7 as the best answer. Cats can't be reasoned with as they really don't care what you think. Booby traps and water is usually the best course of action.
Duncer has a point, a cat is 1/20th of your size. Are you a man or a mouse? This cat is invading your property and ignoring your attempts to shoo it away. This is what makes me love the evil little fur balls. :-)
Duncer has a point, a cat is 1/20th of your size. Are you a man or a mouse? This cat is invading your property and ignoring your attempts to shoo it away. This is what makes me love the evil little fur balls. :-)
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