Confucious Did Not Say...

[Jemisa]

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets> exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

CONFUCIOUS DID SAY. . ... "A lion will not cheat on his wife,

but a Tiger Wood.

[excelsior-1]

an excellent collection

[maggiebee]

All good but last one brilliant!

Also - Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

[mrs.chappie]

Some crackers there, Jem. :o)

[Jemisa]

Hellooo Mrs C, long time no see, You ok?

jem

[mrs.chappie]

Aye, I'm fine and dandy, thanks very much. How about you? How did the eye operation go? I do hope it went well for you. Sorry if you posted about it and I missed it - not been on AB much of late.

[Jemisa]

Awww! Thats kind of you to ask Mrs C, Unfortunately the opwasn't succsessful, He says there's no more to be done. So I carry on using my PC sight aids which I am thankful for. I'm ok. there's a lot worse.

jem

[whiskeryron]

Confucious says rape immpossible woman with skirt up run much faster than man with trousers down.

WR.

[mrs.chappie]

That's the spirit Jem, but I'm sorry to hear it wasn't a success, after going through all that you did. x

[mrs.chappie]

LOL @ Ron.