Doctor, Doctor.

[William51]

Doctor, Doctor. I keep feeling like window curtains. - Pull yourself together man!. Doctor, Doctor. Sometimes i feel like a Wigwam and sometimes like a Teepee. - Relax, your too tense!.

[emmie]

i was just thinking of that last joke.

[emmie]

made famous by the comedian Jimmy Cricket.

[mallyh]

doctor doctor "can you give me something for my wind " Yes here's a kite "

[Ken4155]

Woman repeatedly visited the doctor claiming she was pregnant only to be repeatedly told by the medic that it was just trapped wind. Months later, doctor bumps into her one day while she is pushing a pram. He looks inside and smiles, "How beautiful" he says, "What is it?"
She curtly replies, "A fart with a bonnet on."