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bobtheturkey | 00:13 Fri 14th Oct 2022 | ChatterBank
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Whilst closing the slightly stained net curtains in my caravan tonight I noticed a humanoid figure seemingly made up of orange b&q buckets in the field opposite
I hope this is a scarecrow created by Mr Scuttlelung the local farmer and not a entity from another dimension, in the event of the latter I am creating a weapon by way of a slingshot fashioned by turnips and the elastic of my underpants, I will endeavour to keep you all posted
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I hope you do keep us posted but how are you going to keep your underpants up now?
Stay safe out there .
Well I’m worried about Bob using a slingshot as he holds his pants up with one hand, Anne. God knows what he’ll hit.
Try using an old bra, you can shoot with two turnips at once
Not every bloke has old bra's Chip.
Only those with moobs.
Okay, how about filling socks with turnip amo, thus swinging them around, overhead and releasing them at the entity ?
Sock turnip slingshot?
I love the idea.
Would it work on my neighbours cats that yowl, bonk and fight under my bedroom window nearly every night?
Suer it would, stick a boomerang in the socks to ensure they come back.
Good thinking, might use my woomera too.
That extra force and distance would surely do the trick.
I'm worried.

Ground Control to Captain Bob.....Over

Ground Control to Captain Bob.....Over

Probably being probed, as we speak.

(maybe by Farmer Scuttlelung!)
my doris is aghast at the slightly stained net curtains . . .
I fear for Bob ...

https://tinyurl.com/bdhtypan
Serenade the entity with your tin whistle
Is that a euphemism, alba - or are you just pleased to see Bob ... ?
What's with these buckets references that crops up from time to time - what am I missing ?
Bob is the 'AB influencer' for B&Q Orange Buckets, Bazile - he has a aspecial exemption from the advertising ban because he knows where the bodies are bucketed.
I'm always pleased to see Bob, Dave :-)
Seeing his name makes my bucket glow and the handles pert

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