The Milkman

[Rondy]

My pal used to be a milkman, and yes his name was Ernie.
Some notes left out for him on his rounds.

When you deliver the milk, will you knock on my bedroom window, the one on the left as I want you to help me turn the mattress.

When you deliver the milk will you be sure to close the gate as the birds pecking the tops off the bottles, on second thoughts don't leave any as they are drinking it.

Will you not leave me any milk this morning and don't leave any at No14 as he is dead until further notice.

Will you leave me two pints every other day and one pint in the days in between except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any.

[Canary42]

Need an algorithm to cope with the last one LOL

[Patsy33]

Haha..So funny..