Alright, could you all just stop posting my underwear all over the place every time I turn my back!
whose are these anyway? Must belong to some misunderstood starving artist?
LOL
Maggie, the reason I asked for your mugshot was that the moment I heard your name a mad hope was evoked that you might turn out to be my long lost assistant
madge allsop but I see now that you're not. Shame.
Don't y'all think the biddies should have their own logo to scare off Trespassers Will (the malevolent kind, that is.) Five hundred years ago or so, cartographers used to write
Here Be Monsters on their maps to signify as yet uncharted waters, so by analogy with that I've assembled a little something for us:
the badge, madge That's you in the corner,
Vinny. There's a resident desktop publishing whiz at the internet cafe and he helped me with this. He doesn't speak Swedish and I don't speak Farsi so you should have seen me swing my tail to make him understand that I wanted the Devil's behind to hang out. The things I do for England.
You are doing
your homework aren't you,
Neti?
Well done, the weightloss,
Jude! I had a friend weigh me in a month ago ('cos I didn't even want to see the digits) but I haven't done so well. She threatened to weigh me in in public the next time, outside the church, to increase the shame factor (you know, like a medieval punishment.)
Shaney, I showed
Shaney's pictures to my sister and she liked him so much. I'll tell you more in an email (but that won't be today.)