The things that kids say.

[knobbynonuts]

Hi ya all have you got any classics that kids have said.
After a week of toil and sweat digging up the lawn and prepairing it, I finnaly got round to re-turfing today, we were looking after my 5 year old grandaughter for the day as well,when I got about three quarters through laying the grass she came out into the garden and said to me "grandad when you have finished wallpapering the garden can we play on it.
PRICELESS.........
And I am still not sure if she meant it or not as she does have the same s.o.h. as me.

[stewey]

Once in Jamaica one of my nieces told me that she wanted to buy a radio. I asked her why, since she had radios at home already, and she replied "Because I love the music they play down here."!

[ummmm]

When I asked my son what he wanted to be when he grew up.......he had a long hard think...and said...


When I grow up I think I want to be Jesus Christ

[ummmm]

Then he said....

Or maybe a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knobbynonuts]

that should have read ummmm or maybe a woman

[ummmm]

As in...

Then he said...

ummmmmm or maybe a woman!!!!!!

[knobbynonuts]

thats better.....

[ummmm]

And when he noticed a woman in a wheelchair that didn't have any legs from above the knee..he asked her...

Why aren't you wearing any shoes?

[knobbynonuts]

Right little rodney aint he

[society]

my niece 2-years old cannot say calculator, she calls it alligator.

[knobbynonuts]

oh well thanks to you all will give you all 3 stars but cant be boffered to do it happy e baying to ya all ..........