For those who helped with my Knockers, need help with my Flap!!

[Mamyalynne]

I had wonderful advice re my knocker and knobs being tarnished and dull, they are a credit to my entry now.
The problem I have is that the flap seems to be made of different stuff and is very tired looking, any ideas?

[whiskeryron]

the mind boggles

[Mamyalynne]

Is 'Boggles' a new type of polish, must keep up to date, I do have some Clitt Bang!

[ttfn]

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[boxtops]

er.. mamya....

[boxtops]

just seen that me and ron are boggling together, it must be in vogue

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy where is it sold dear?

[Mamyalynne]

Do hope it is not abrasive, this is almost antique, a family heirloom really.

[ttfn]

<<<ttfn screaming at Mamya>>
For goodness sake Matron yer fogot an 'i' up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Mamyalynne]

There are two 'i's in heirloom?? good grief when did they change that.

[ttfn]

Mamya - try yer Bang bit - oop there -- look ^^^^^

[boxtops]

Das wot I meant, ttfn, mamya lucky not to lose her gold star wiv that one.....

[Mamyalynne]

Ooops, seen it now - I do apologise 'Clitti Bang'

[ttfn]

Shouldn't worry too much boxy - I think all of Mamya's furniture is now tarnished ;o)

[boxtops]

LOL mamya, that's it!

[ttfn]

ttfn reaches for smelling salts.........

[Mamyalynne]

What a mistake to make I am embarrassed, mind you it is only a step up from that 'Syph' in my opinion, very overrated.

[anneasquith]

has any one phoned for the ambulance yet? ttfn just keep mamy calm, boxy can you check the windows and doors are closed. ill put the kettle on, and can someone get the hot water and towels.

[ttfn]

pall bearers for ttfn please

[Mamyalynne]

I bet Dris, would know, she is a canny lass!!

Hot water, towels?? is someone giving birth, will fetch my trolley.

[ttfn]

Oi! Just because the postie delivered to me an ante natal appointment in error...