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Harry-Wragg | 08:59 Tue 04th Oct 2011 | Jokes
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One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Psychics don't need bulbs - they see the light anyway. Unless you're Sally Morgan and someone does it for you from the back of the stalls...allegedly!
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I knew you would say that chirpy
How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.
How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?

WHO CARES JUST CHANGE THE FECKING THING!!!!!!!!
I do miss the old PMT excuse for being arsey...........
"You`re listening to Radio PMT......DON`T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT FECKING DIAL"
How many mothers-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb?

None: 'it's fine... I'll sit here in the dark... I'll be ok... don't worry about me'
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?


Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They always use candles.
How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.


(this could go on all night!)
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him...
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
^^^^love that one :)
I`ll probably banned for get that saying!
Eep! hopefully not. x
I`m on an Ed warning already!
Be a good boy then! :p
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what Zooa?
I'm off to bed, nice to catch you, Elvis.

Night all x

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