Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members old and new,once again Milady and his Ludship are off gallivanting, so it falls to me to welcome you all.

Please leave coats, cloaks,ponchos and broomsticks on the hall dresser and am sure they will get hidden one way or the other. The fires are lit, even the chiminea on the terrace for those who like to take the air,and perhaps view our lovely tree all lit and decorated.

The buffet sideboard is laden with lots of nibbles and I have a large tureen of Mixed Game Bourguignon to be served with crispy jacket potatoes later. This weeks guest tailcock is *Starspark* - a twinkly and bright brew to get us in the festive mood.

For the Rofl

3 yards of curtain wire
11 bottle tops
half a packet of Coconut Macaroons
and
a Butterfly hair-slide.

Pull up a seat and let us chat.

[boxtops]

Evening matron, I have been sorting out the christmas decotrations, and I offer for the rifle
2 strips of Happy retirement bunting
A star for the top of the tree
some baubles with only minor chips and scratches

I have been absent without leave from MOFC for a while, but have been watching from afar!

[Mamyalynne]

Very pleased to have you back with us dear Boxy, settle in for a warm and a Starspark

[alexanderd]

Good evening Mamya, sorry about my absences lately but I am afraid I have not been at all well and so my daughter has insisted I spend the weekends with her family. For the riffle I have brought a jar of home-made apple chutney
two rolls of sellotape(cant find the ends)
and a tin of something(the label came off)
Looks like a quiet night coming up

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex it is lovely to see you and do hope you improve healthwise, lovely prizes too.

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamya, feeling much better now, had an angiograph and felt unwell after it then my flu-jab and got the aches. I almost wish I hadnt bothered with either of them. Anyway its nothing one of your tailcocks wont put right,*starspark* sounds wonderful, but I will just have a large one if thats ok

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes a large one coming up, draw up by the flickering flames to toast your toes.

[alexanderd]

I wonder where everyone is tonight? I heard a noise from next door as I passed, I hope they arent kidnapping our members

[Mamyalynne]

Do hope not - they are susceptible to weather changes in there, remember the last full moon.

[dr b]

I have a bag full of wine corks (40 or 50 or so) which someone started saving for some sort of something or other, and yet there they still sit. Perhaps every member can be given one, and they can do some sort of something or other with it? Failing that I can build a raft for the moat.

[nungate]

Ole, ole ole oleeeeeee, we won, we won...............Evening all! We won! 5-0
colour me very happy. Sorry, got carried away a bit there,it wasn't the winning so much as the ways we played, the boys from Barcelona seem to be back on form and old Nungate is very excited - I flew here on the wings of elation though goodness knows how I'll get home again, I suppose if I have enough Starsparks I will probably float home....................for the ruffle I bring you a burst football from the Camp Nou... Will you require the croc muzzled this evening? Or shall we all remain indoors?

[alexanderd]

Oh Gawd yes what a night that was I well remember it. His Lordship stuck up a tree and her Ladyship having a vaporous attack. Twas a night to remember

[annadomino]

Felicitations, studying hard here, just just a quick pop in to offer a net of pony carrots, and a box of assorted tea bags, used only once, and airdried.
Back leter.

[alexanderd]

Hello nungate I dont think we have met but the crock(clive) belongs to me and is perfectly house-trained and a vegetarian. I do hope you have not been muzzling him during my absence

[Mamyalynne]

Well Hello all - DRb you can never have too many corks so they say (not sure why)

Nungate, elation is good and the *starsparks* will waft you home no problem.

Alex yes that was a rough night - another large one I think , hic!

[nungate]

Yes I have. He went for my llama! Poor thing shed for days and days!
Milady was fine with the muzzling.............

[Mamyalynne]

Later Anna, will save you a spud.

[Mamyalynne]

I made a poncho out of the wool.

[alexanderd]

Nungate he probably only wanted a cuddle off your llama, he is a big softy, his tail was wagging like mad when he saw I was back

[nungate]

I think you need to see Specsavers, Carlito the llama is visiting his relations in the Trossachs this weekend, I wafted in here on clouds of elation following our win in Barcelona..........................I doubt I shall be able to watch next weeks game as I can never watch my boys play Real Madrid, I may arrive early next week. You may have been cuddling the crocs pet cat, though I have still to decide if the cat has a pet croc or the cros has a pet cat

[Mamyalynne]

All I know is my Alfie stays well clear,as he should - he is only small.