Kettle!

[Voltage]

I went into an electrical shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle?'

The bloke said, 'Kenwood?'

I said, 'Well go and get him then I'm in a hurry'

[Hopkirk]

Does Russell Hobbs still work there?

[maggiebee]

Just like him to Swan off.

[Voltage]

Very good lol
Good letting off some steam eh!

[Hopkirk]

You're in your element here, aren't you?

[Voltage]

Used to know a bloke nickname kettle loved his job used to whistle away

[Patsy33]

Give Kenmore credit Volty!

[Voltage]

No he owes me loads of money!

[albaqwerty]

he's away to defuzz the situation.

[Patsy33]

I bet you are boiling about that Volty!

[Voltage]

Steaming!

[Shaglene]

Milk and two sugars for me...........

[Patsy33]

I think this joke will evaporate soon....

[Hopkirk]

Don't wind Volty up, or you might tip him over the edge.

[Patsy33]

I might be in hot water!

[albaqwerty]

anyone need a little teapot, short and stout? ♪

[melv16]

That's my joke up the spout, then.

[Voltage]

Grr I'm at boiling point ☹☹☹☹

[Patsy33]

I thought something was brewing!....

[Voltage]

Stop stirring!

[Patsy33]

That's steep!