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maggiebee | 21:37 Tue 30th Apr 2019 | Jokes
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Yes, punctuation is important.

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Good one! ..
I like it.


Punctuation is important.

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours?

Jane

Now reread the letter which is punctuated in a completely different way.

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Jane
Brilliant maggie, I can't stop laughing.
Haha, that's brilliant :-)
Reminds me of that Uncle Jack and his horse ;-)
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Great one marval

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