Dirty dishwasher

[woofgang]

My dishwasher has started to not wash the dishes in one quarter of the lower tray, the front left The filter etcet is clean, there isn't any obstruction and the arms are not blocked and rotate freely. The dishes get wet and hot so there does seem to be some water getting to the dishes. Any suggestions please?

[woofgang]

choose and book Shaney....colloquially known as choose and boogerup

[shaneystar2]

Do you know Woofy ,I've read it through at least half a dozen times and it still doesn't make sense .
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[woofgang]

As an ex NHS employee Shaney I am not in the least surprised. Part of my last job was reading policies, standards and other documents and I spent a good deal of my time contacting departments to ask for them to explain their own documents and having them confess a) that they couldn't and b) that they had never actually read it themselves. a typical response would be
"but it can't say that - its nonsense!"
followed my my quoting chapter and verse.
I used to get proposed documentation sent to me that had been copy pasted from other PCT's stuff which is fair enough but they couldn't get the copy paste right and never proof read it.

[jno]

it's okay, neti, I had the severed arms sewn back on again - found I couldn't do sudokus without them.

[woofgang]

take 400mg of inbuprofen jno, that should fix it. Nice to see you back Jude!
I have spent today sorting out papers to do DH's final tax return.

[shaneystar2]

Lol..Woofy
I don't how they can justify this gumf .
I didn't select anywhere to go ,yet they say "my selected clinic "...there is only one place to go which is up the road ..local hospital .I would hardly select to go to a hospital in the Outer Hebrides :)

[Robinia]

evenin' all...what a sooper dooper day it's been, it helped me forget how much I hurt. Did a bit of snipping and then the man with the big equipment came and mowed. It was lovely to be able to just sit in the garden.

Lovely to see you back with us Jude! Sorry you've been feeling low, chin up. Hope all your appointments go well and I'll keep an eye out for that trolley...watch my ankles mrs! :)

Oh I had one of those book to book kerfuffles shaney. In the end I rang the dept I was heading for and the receptionist there was most helpful and made the appointment herself with much muttering about the 'stupid system... easier to do it the old way'. Try ringing them direct...I can give you a crash course on pleading ignorant if you like :)

What's all this baloney about a badge system on here? What the...??! As if there's not enough sickly back slapping...we're not children, we don't need a bloody reward scheme for answering the odd question... mumble[i ... [i]blah blah[i] ... [i]rant]

haha, sorry, I guess I'm not in as good a mood as I thought I was :)

[netibiza]

Robi have sent you two emails the latest one having a clickable link

[Robinia]

even my flippin italics won't lean over...

thanks to those who emailed me, I'll sort it shortly

[woofgang]

Report from the experimental kitchen. Watermelon lemonade is not as good as apple mint ginger but that might be to do with the quality of the watermelon as its so late in the season.
Have pulled out all the papers I need and done actual percentage sums without removing my socks AND checked the results AND they are correct. I am gobsmacked and feel a bit smug.

[Jude123]

Well today wasn't sooo bad. Walked nearly all the way to Sainsburys then hopped on a bus with trolley and then paid £6 for a taxi ride back. Then later I had a young lad come over (son of a neighbour) who has done some work in my garden for me. He seemed to enjoy himself and is going to do some more next week. So that's another problem solved. So now my glass is now becoming half full instead of the other ;)

Thanks for the great welcome back. I feel a lot better now. x

[shaneystar2]

Well done Woofy .
Mr S has awarded you you an A* in tax return gumf :)
We've got Picky this week at some stage for Mr S to check his returns as he's self employed now .It's very handy having an old accountant as a husband .
Otherwise we would be bankrupt by now :)

Lol Robinia ...the only badges I can see being awarded are the AOG one for links to the Daily Wail ,the William McGonagall award for total drivel ,and a special badge for anyone who dares to argue with the resident medic :)
Oh and we mustn't forget the atheistsareus and sod any believers badge .

[woofgang]

jude this place is wonderful for support....
I am glad you are feeling more positive. trolleys are brilliant for running into the legs of young upstarts

[Jude123]

just testing

[Jude123]

Thanks a lot Woofy. Lol abot the trolley,
Off to wash the pots now and the SOTD at 8.
Laters 'gaters

[netibiza]

II don't like watermellons, just sayin'.

[woofgang]

I am a huge watermelon fan...but they need to be good ones.

[woofgang]

oight oight biddies....see you on the other side.

[woofgang]

Well no sleep for me tonight, I feel like I ave drunk a gallon of coffee which I haven't, and the hot flushes are keeping the jitters company.

[Jude123]

Good Morning all. Well here goes the day of appointments for me.The weather looks like it's going to be fine - so that could be a godd start. (I'm leaving that error in as it might be a good sign. What do you reckon Woofy),
I'm sitting eating my breakfast looking out of my back door at my tidy garden thanks to my young friend.
Have a good day - laters 'gaters