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maggiebee | 00:01 Tue 06th Dec 2011 | Jokes
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I've been banned from McDonalds!

A rather plump girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time.

She said “sorry about the wait”.

I said “don't worry, you’re bound to lose it eventually”
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he-he. Cruel but clever. From one who cannot lose it although many yo-yo diets.
09:14 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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Good one
15:24 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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Reminds me of the time I got banned from the corner shop.

I went into the shop and said ,"can i have a kit kat chunky?".
The lady shopping assistant soon returned with a large kit kat.
"No , no ", I replied,"let me re phrase it. Can i have a kit kat you fat cow !"
15:29 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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maggiebee and mungbeanz not very pc but still very funny.
16:24 Tue 06th Dec 2011
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9 out of 10 for spelling 'lose' correct. Not a personal remark, more the internet in general, has no one else noticed, its always 'loose'.
14:04 Wed 07th Dec 2011

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