The Postman...

[Spicerack]

I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving".

She said "Why do we have to move?"

I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart from one".

She said " Oh, that'll be that stuck up cow at number 7"..

[DTCwordfan]

it's a new meaning to the term mail order.

[Chipchopper]

I think the postman will be back, apparently he always Knocks twice.

[aelmpvw]

hopefully he'll have some french letters in his bag ...

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[marval]

lol