No Wonder

[marval]

No wonder formula 1 drivers have so many points at the end of the season. Have you seen how fast they drive?

Why can Nessie open any door? She is a loch’s myth.

The landlord collapsed while I was standing at the bar the other night and someone shouted that I should check his vital signs. Thankfully the ‘Fire Exit’ and the ‘No Smoking’ ones were still there.

My father used to be a tailor, as was his father, and his father’s father. I think I shall follow suit.

My relationship ended with my ex because I kept making rugby jokes. We’ll attempt to stay in touch, I’ll give it a try anyway.

Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand, E – I – E – I – O.

I keep imagining I’m holding an invisible pack of cards. No one knows what I am dealing with.

I tried ringing a scissor factory today, I got cut off.

My friend was hosting a chicken football tournament on his farm and he asked me along to watch. I didn’t stay long though, the matches were rubbish. It was just fowl after fowl.

[albaqwerty]

groan and LOL in equal measure !!

[Patsy33]

Lol. Good lot there Marval!

[Chipchopper]

That chicken was deliberately kicked in the nuggets! ;-)

[LochNessMonster]

Safe sex, ya wee ###?.

Did you hear about the Irish lady of the night who insisted her client wore to condoms.



She wanted to be sure to be sure ?