Traffic News

[Chipchopper]

A lorry load of eggs from Holland which, was suspected to be contaminated by pesticides was pulled over by police on the motorway earlier today.

Officers instructed the driver to leave the motorway at the next eggs-it.

[Patsy33]

Are they out to eggsterminate us?

[Togo]

Or to the first available Shell station.

[Chipchopper]

Motorists reported that they saw the driver scrambling up the embankment.

[marval]

Good yolk Chip.

[tonyav]

That could have been a poacher though, Chip.

[DTCwordfan]

Benedict was the name of the driver.....

[marval]

The policeman named Om let him go.

[Chipchopper]

The police soon whisked him away.

[Mamyalynne]

Glad it's all ova.

[murraymints]

he was told to beat it !

[DTCwordfan]

I heard that the French were toasted by this arrest.

[DTCwordfan]

and things were scotched by minty's cops.....

[Patsy33]

A cracking joke Chipchopper!

[Hopkirk]

These are the yolks, folks!

[Patsy33]

Did they stop in the lay by?