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Patsy33 | 07:44 Wed 25th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
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Chipchopper
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Did you use your Nectar card ?
08:29 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Yes you did hear correctly as you left - he did say-
' now buzz off '
07:54 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Yes he was a bit flighty!
07:55 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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You know when you got back home and your hubby shouted - ''where have you been all day ''?

Did you reply

'' Honey bee nice to
me '' ?

08:02 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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no baz he said "you've got a nice pear there patsy"
08:04 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Lol!
I've come out in hives...
08:05 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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beehave
08:08 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Ohh that was a stinging reply!
08:12 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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lol im sorry honey x
08:15 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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When each tree only produce two fruit - did you go back to the nursery and complained that you only had one pair of coconuts ?
08:21 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Did you use your Nectar card ?
08:29 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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^^^^^
Lol! chip...
No I forgot my Nectar card. I was all of a bumble!...
08:57 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Ha ha Patsy, you must bee more careful in future :-)
10:55 Wed 25th Apr 2018

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