Is there a law against

[richee]

sticking baked beans up peoples noses whilst they are asleep

[jack daniels]

as long as you've not got photographic evidence!

[Panic Button]

No, but Gordon is planning a tax on it.

[tubeway]

No - In fact the government actually encourages it - I believe that you can get a grant for this sort of thing

[Sado]

I'm guessing you are a student!

[zzxxee]

no but i belive gooseberries in your bottom whilst sleeping is illegal