Guts & Balls.

Jemisa | 22:19 Mon 15th Apr 2013 | Jokes

7 Answers

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with your mates , being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning love, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with your mates, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick
on your collar, slapping your wife on the@rse and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.