Dear Milkman

[marval]

Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.

Dear milkman I have just had a baby, please leave another one.

Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.

Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.

Please do not leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.

Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.

Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.

Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.

Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I have been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.

Sorry about yesterday's note. I did not mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.

When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.

Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea?

[Patsy33]

Some good ones there Larval! Lol!
Years ago when me and sister were very young, my mum was hiding from the milkman because she couldn't afford to pay him. The following week when he knocked on door, my younger sister piped up and said, "haha... We were hiding from you last week!"....

[Patsy33]

Omg! MARVAL!! HAHA...

[Shaglene]

Like 'em...............

[marval]

Lol Patsy

[Chipchopper]

A dozen extra pints!!..............how dai-ry

[Voltage]

Pmsl larval. ..well she is hot stuff lol

[Patsy33]

Alright alright Wolty!
Don't you ever make mishakes??

[maggiebee]

Love them - have pinched a couple x

[DTCwordfan]

Milk is needed for the baby. Father drinks mine, lock, stock and barrel - never used to drink a Guinness even though he was told it tasted like 'Mother's milk'.