jeepers Tony it must be 30 years since anybody has kissed me never mind under the mistletoe - oh woe is me.
Now nobody will kiss me at all with the Covid LOL. I met a guy this afternoon in a shop - didn't recognise him with the mask - he said hi jenny - I said I don't know you - he proceeded to wrap his arms around me and I went - oh no - fisty fisty or elbowy elbowy.
I'm on my way round to your house, Jennyjoan, with a sprig of mistletoe and two lateral flow test kits. Then it'll just be a case of "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"!
That's our lateral flow test results, of course. What else could I be referring to? ;-)