New Watch
When he was a lad, Roland noticed his friend was wearing a solid gold watch.
"Where did you get that watch from?" he asked. His friend replied that he had promised not to tell, but since it was Roland asking he explained how he had gone home from school the day before and caught his parents having sex. In return for promising not to tell everyone what he'd seen, his Dad had given him the watch.
Roland rushed home that day and, as luck would have it, when he walked into the house, his parents were having sex on the kitchen table.
His dad shouted "What do YOU want Roland?"
Roland replied "I wanna watch"
His dad shouted "Well sit down and watch then if you really want"