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Rondy | 13:21 Thu 26th Oct 2023 | Jokes
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.
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Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”

“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”

“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”
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