star wars

[dropgoal3]

a female in our office has never seen any (yes you here right ANY) of these films please tell me what her punishment should be

[robbo82]

Maybe her punishment should be to watch The Phantom Menace over and over. Surely there is no greater punishment?

[yinyang]

She should be made to come into work in a gold bikini with her hair done into swirly things at the side of her head.

[bernardo]

Force her to watch it, smear treacle into her hair, squirt custard into her ears, cut her toes off with a scythe, sprinkle pepper into her eyes, hang her upside-down from a lamp-post, tickle her tummy with a stick of soggy broccoli, force-feed her with 46 bananas, and sing "The Internationale" in Welsh.

[jno]

littleoldme, they aren't even good if you do like that sort of thing. Light sabres, yawn.

[Shire]

Surely the best thing would be to educate rather than punish? Get her to watch Episodes IV - VI, and the sight of Harrison Ford in his prime should be enough to convert any sceptic! Obsessed, moi, surely not?